About The Phoenix

Meet the digital version of The Phoenix

Am I hip now? In a word, yes.

I am no longer a projectile you can hurl into the garbage can anymore. I’ve found a way to become indestructible, unshakable, and everlasting! (Insert evil laugh here.) You wouldn’t do that anyway though, right?

Here’s the deal. I think you and I could really be something… really have a connection… really be something magical.

Listen, if you want to keep up with what’s going on in Gowanda, you’ll be all over me. You’re a Gowanda student and you deserve to know that true hard news exists beyond the whispers and the secrets within the hallway, and if you’re not about the high-strung, edgy subjects, we have feature stories and editorials for you.

Maybe you don’t care about any story. Maybe you’re sitting there thinking, “Yeah, as if Gowanda has any high-strung story.” Give me the chance to prove to you that it does. Maybe you want to drag me into the recycling bin, but whether you live in Gowanda, Collins, Perrysburg, the Seneca Nation, Dayton or Versailles (no I didn’t forget you Versailles), you’re a Panther; thus you are obligated to play an active role in collecting, analyzing, and disseminating news and information.

I’ll get you out of that shallow gossip so you can dive into the deep, hard news. You’re big kids now, and it’s time for you to swim with the sharks, and the best part is, I’m reliable. I uncover the exposé (and I speak French sometimes).

I care about you. I want you to be informed about the community you live in, and for those who graduate, and the alumni, I want you to stay connected to Gowanda and stay aware of what’s happening in your hometown while you’re away at college.

Listen, if you visit me regularly, I’ll show you a fun time. I just know there’s more to uncover than what you’re finding on Facebook and Twitter, and in the words of Drake, I’m just saying, you can do better. (See… told you I’m hip.)

Not to be cocky, but I’m as good of a source as it gets, and in the words of Ron Burgundy, I’m kind of a big deal. Stay Classy Panthers 😉

Always yours truly,
The Phoenix


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